- I was born in a space ship.
- The space ship was technically on the gr0und but my mom says it was still a space ship
- my mom's name is marry gow and
- so i ate a whole pizza once but thats a lie
- my favorite city is NEW YORK NEW YORK <3 <3 <3 this city that never sleeps
- I work by day as a white girl but I moonlight as a latte
- I had a pink scrum cap (PSC) surgically attached to my head so it doesn't even come off in the shower
- sometimes when Im alone i do backflips in my room
- my idol: Anyone with the last name Belushi or similarly Bush
- my nemesis: parents lol amirite??!!1
- Sarah Palin 2004
- my major is coffee but i also have a minor in edamame
- Sometimes when I walk down the street people yell "Ke$ha is that you??" to which i invariably respond, "no"